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Posted on 15th Feb at 10:12 AM, with 219,700 notes
Investigator: Time of death, 4:20
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Posted on 15th Feb at 10:06 AM, with 196,628 notes

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

Posted on 28th Jan at 2:41 PM, with 141,908 notes
"Do not fall in love with people like me.
I will take you to
museums, and parks, and monuments,
and kiss you in every beautiful
place, so that you can
never go back to them
without tasting me
like blood in your mouth.
I will destroy you in the most
beautiful way possible.
And when I leave
you will finally understand,
why storms are named after people."
— Paraphrased and mixed from Katrina, M.K., and Unknown  (via abimopector)
Posted on 29th Dec at 11:33 PM, with 416,139 notes

dorsadorsa:

casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

UM YES

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